Eat a Bag of Dicks Floral Vinyl Sticker | Funny Sarcastic Sticker | Waterproof Adult Humor Decal | Cute Petty Laptop, Water Bottle & Car Sticker

Eat a Bag of Dicks Floral Vinyl Sticker | Funny Sarcastic Sticker | Waterproof Adult Humor Decal | Cute Petty Laptop, Water Bottle & Car Sticker

🌸🛍️ Cute flowers. Petty vibes. Zero apologies.

Serve up your attitude with a side of sarcasm and florals! This Eat a Bag of Dicks vinyl sticker proves that being rude can still be ridiculously adorable. Featuring a charming brown paper bag overflowing with colorful flowers and an unapologetically sassy message, this sticker is the perfect mix of sweet, savage, and slightly unhinged.

Made from premium waterproof vinyl with a smooth matte finish, it's built to stick around through coffee spills, road trips, rainstorms, and everyday chaos. Add it to your laptop, water bottle, tumbler, notebook, toolbox, cooler, or car for an instant dose of personality.

Whether you're decorating your own collection or gifting it to your favorite chaos gremlin, this sticker is guaranteed to get laughs.

🖤 FEATURES

• Measures approximately 3 x 2.5 inches

• Premium waterproof vinyl

• Weather-resistant and scratch-resistant

• Smooth matte finish

• Strong, long-lasting adhesive

• Easy peel-and-stick application

• Vibrant, fade-resistant colors

• Suitable for indoor and outdoor use • Handmade by Hempin Mayhem

🎁 PERFECT FOR • Laptop stickers • Water bottle decals • Tumblers & travel mugs • Toolboxes • Cars & coolers • Notebooks & journals • Phone cases • Sarcastic gift ideas • Adult humor lovers • Punk, alternative, and dark humor fans • Petty queens, spicy besties, and anyone who appreciates a little profanity with their flowers

📦 WHAT'S INCLUDED • One (1) premium die-cut vinyl sticker (3 x 2.5 inches)
⚠️ DISCLAIMER This sticker contains explicit language and is intended for mature audiences. Buyer assumes responsibility for where and how the sticker is displayed.

✨ HANDMADE NOTICE

Each sticker is produced in small batches. Slight variations in color or cut may occur due to the handmade process, making every sticker unique.

Materials

•Premium Vinyl

• Waterproof Laminate

• Permanent Adhesive