Calm Your F*cking Tits | Pink Epoxy Swirl Tumbler

Some days require more than a polite reminder to breathe. The 20oz Calm Your F*cking Tits tumbler blends attitude with practicality—stainless steel, double-wall insulated, and a pink epoxy glitter swirl that promises sparkle with substance.

Whether you're fueling a caffeine-fueled morning or sipping liquid courage after a long meeting, this tumbler keeps your drink at the right temperature while delivering a wink. It comes with a clear lid and a reusable straw, so you can seal in the sass without spilling the secrets. Handmade, one-of-a-kind, and unapologetic, it’s as unique as your coffee order.

• 20oz stainless steel insulated tumbler
• Swirled pink epoxy glitter finish (sparkle + attitude)
• Clear lid + reusable straw
• Double-wall insulation — keeps drinks hot or cold
• Handmade, one-of-a-kind, unapologetic
• Bonus sass decal: “You can't break what's already broken”
• Great gift for your bestie, that coworker, or anyone who needs to chill out

Relax, recharge, and sparkle—this cup does the talking when your mouth won't. Sip bold, stay cool, and let the pink glitter do the heavy lifting.

Calm Your F*cking Tits 💖 Because sometimes “calm down” just doesn’t cut it.

This Calm Your Fucking Tits tumbler delivers the message loud, proud, and with a gorgeous pink epoxy swirl that makes the sass go down smooth. Perfect for coffee, cocktails, or whatever liquid courage you need to deal with the day.

✨ Features:

20oz stainless steel insulated tumbler

Swirled pink epoxy glitter finish (sparkle + attitude)

 Comes with a clear lid + reusable straw

Double-wall insulated – keeps drinks hot or cold

Handmade, one-of-a-kind, and totally unapologetic

Bonus sass: “You can't break what's already broken” decal to remind everyone who tries

Great gift for your bestie, that one coworker, or literally anyone who needs the reminder to chill the hell out.