{"product_id":"too-old-for-this-tumbler-20oz-turquoise-glitter-purple-drip-epoxy-cup-funny-sarcastic-stainless-steel-coffee-tumbler","title":"Too Old for This Tumbler 20oz – Turquoise Glitter Purple Drip Epoxy Cup, Funny Sarcastic Stainless Steel Coffee Tumbler","description":"\u003cp\u003eRunning on caffeine, chaos, and pure exhaustion 😵‍💫💜\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis handmade 30oz stainless steel epoxy tumbler is perfect for anyone feeling just a little too old for the drama. Featuring a bold turquoise glitter base with a vibrant purple drip design and attitude-packed energy, this tumbler keeps your drinks cold while serving major personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect for iced coffee, energy drinks, water, or whatever helps you emotionally survive the day ☕✨ Whether you’re gifting your burnt-out bestie or treating yourself, this tumbler was made to stand out.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach tumbler is handmade and sealed with a durable glossy epoxy finish for that smooth, glass-like shine. No two are exactly alike—because your exhaustion is unique 💅\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eDetails:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• 30oz stainless steel tumbler\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Handmade with durable glossy epoxy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Turquoise glitter with purple drip design\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Double-wall insulated\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Keeps drinks hot or cold for hours\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Includes lid + reusable straw\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• One-of-a-kind handmade item\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePerfect For:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💜 Funny tumbler lovers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💜 Sarcastic drinkware fans\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💜 Coworker or best friend gifts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💜 Everyday iced coffee addiction\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e💜 Burnt-out adults with attitude 😵‍💫\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Hand wash only\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Do not microwave\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Avoid extreme heat\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Handle with care to preserve epoxy finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHandmade Disclaimer:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach tumbler is handmade with care, so slight variations, glitter placement differences, or tiny imperfections may occur. These details make every tumbler uniquely yours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eProcessing Time:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eReady to ship fast ✨\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hempin Mayhem","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43761770397774,"sku":"HM-75-S","price":55.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/1617\/2878\/files\/20260326-085047.jpg?v=1779198076","url":"https:\/\/hempinmayhemco.store\/products\/too-old-for-this-tumbler-20oz-turquoise-glitter-purple-drip-epoxy-cup-funny-sarcastic-stainless-steel-coffee-tumbler","provider":"Hempin Mayhem ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}