{"product_id":"sick-of-your-bull-sassy-beaded-pen-funny-gift-refillable-ink-bold-writing-accessory","title":"Funny Handmade Beaded Pens | Sarcastic Refillable Pens | Coworker Gift | Office Desk Accessory | Cute but Feral | Eww People | Stay Trashy | Cereal Killer","description":"\u003cp\u003eRunning on caffeine, sarcasm, and zero patience? These handmade beaded pens get it.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAdd some personality to your desk with these funny handmade beaded pens featuring bold, sarcastic designs that are guaranteed to get a laugh. Whether you're team Eww People, Stay Trashy, Cute but Feral, or Cereal Killer, there's a pen to match your mood.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHandcrafted with colorful silicone beads and premium focal beads, each pen is designed to make everyday writing a little more entertaining. Perfect for work, school, journaling, planners, or gifting to your favorite sarcastic human.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAvailable Designs\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🖤 Eww People\u003cbr\u003e🖤 Stay Trashy\u003cbr\u003e🖤 Cute but Feral\u003cbr\u003e🖤 Cereal Killer\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eFeatures\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Handmade with high-quality silicone beads\u003cbr\u003e• Durable refillable black ink pen\u003cbr\u003e• Comfortable grip for everyday writing\u003cbr\u003e• Lightweight and easy to carry\u003cbr\u003e• Eye-catching conversation starter\u003cbr\u003e• Each pen is handcrafted, making every piece uniquely yours\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePerfect Gift For\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Coworkers\u003cbr\u003e• Teachers\u003cbr\u003e• Nurses\u003cbr\u003e• Office besties\u003cbr\u003e• Friends with a sarcastic sense of humor\u003cbr\u003e• White elephant gifts\u003cbr\u003e• Birthday gifts\u003cbr\u003e• Stocking stuffers\u003cbr\u003e• Secret Santa gifts\u003cbr\u003e• Anyone fueled by caffeine and sarcasm\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're signing paperwork, writing to-do lists, journaling, or pretending to listen during meetings, these funny statement pens add just the right amount of chaos to your day.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ Please Note: Due to the handmade nature of each pen, bead placement and colors may vary slightly, making every pen one of a kind.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eHandmade with attitude by Hempin Mayhem, where everyday accessories come with a little extra chaos.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hempin Mayhem ","offers":[{"title":"Eww People 1","offer_id":43991558979662,"sku":"HM-208-S-H-D-1","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Eww People 2","offer_id":43991559012430,"sku":"HM-208-S-H-D-2","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cereal Killer","offer_id":43991559045198,"sku":"HM-208-S-H-D-3","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stay Trashy 1","offer_id":43991559077966,"sku":"HM-208-S-H-D-4","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Stay Trashy 2","offer_id":43991559110734,"sku":"HM-208-S-H-D-5","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Cute But Feral","offer_id":43991559143502,"sku":"HM-208-S-H-D-6","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/1617\/2878\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_a7cbf17b-c2b3-4ab7-a7ea-181381080c30.png?v=1783879428","url":"https:\/\/hempinmayhemco.store\/products\/sick-of-your-bull-sassy-beaded-pen-funny-gift-refillable-ink-bold-writing-accessory","provider":"Hempin Mayhem ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}