{"product_id":"sassy-floral-acrylic-dangle-earrings-purple-blue-statement-jewelry","title":"Sassy Floral Acrylic Dangle Earrings | Purple Blue Statement Jewelry","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003ch1\u003eSassy Floral Acrylic Dangle Earrings | Purple Blue Statement Jewelry\u003c\/h1\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTired of everyone’s crap? Same. Slip on these Bullshit Remover Earrings to let your jewelry do the talking so you don’t have to. A bold floral design in fierce purple and blue—these acrylic statement dangles are lightweight, unapologetic, and 100% attitude-approved. They’re your personal mood ring for blocking bad vibes or silently judging from across the room. High vibes only; Bullshit not included.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003eApprox. 2.25” long\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eFlat acrylic floral charms in purple \u0026amp; blue\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eStainless steel hooks (nickel-free)\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eLightweight for all-day wear\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eComfortable, bold, and unapologetic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003ch3\u003ePerfect For\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003eBold babes with zero tolerance for nonsense\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eWitchy weirdos protecting their peace\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eSarcastic sweethearts who smile and judge\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eYour no-BS bestie — or yourself (as you should)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003ch4\u003eCare \u0026amp; Handmade Notes\u003c\/h4\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e \u003cli\u003eHand wash only — because bullshit doesn’t clean itself\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eAvoid water, perfumes, and lotions\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eRemove before sleeping or showering\u003c\/li\u003e \u003cli\u003eStore in a dry place when not in use\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e \u003cp\u003eBecause each pair is handmade, slight color or placement variations make yours uniquely yours. Wear them, own your mood, and let the world read your lips—without saying a word.\u003c\/p\u003eTired of everyone’s crap? Same. Slip on these Bullshit Remover Earrings and let your jewelry do the talking so you don’t have to. Featuring a bold floral design in fierce shades of purple and blue, these acrylic statement dangles are lightweight, sassy, and 100% attitude-approved. Whether you’re manifesting peace, blocking bad vibes, or silently judging from across the room, these earrings work overtime as your personal drama-repellent protection charm — with a heavy side of sarcasm. Cute enough to compliment, loud enough to warn. High vibes only. Bullshit not included. ✨ Details: • Approx. 2.25” long • Flat acrylic floral charms in purple \u0026amp; blue • Stainless steel hooks (nickel-free) • Lightweight for all-day wear • Comfortable, bold, and unapologetic 🎁 Perfect For: • Bold babes with zero tolerance for nonsense • Witchy weirdos protecting their peace • Sarcastic sweethearts who smile and judge • Your no-BS bestie — or yourself (as you should) ⚠️ Handmade Disclaimer: Each pair of earrings is handmade, so slight variations in color, finish, or placement may occur. These small differences are normal and part of the handmade process, making every pair uniquely yours. 🧼 Care Instructions: • Hand wash only — because bullshit doesn’t clean itself • Avoid water, perfumes, and lotions • Remove before sleeping or showering • Store in a dry place when not in use\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Hempin Mayhem ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43627903320142,"sku":"HM-212-S-H-D","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/1617\/2878\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_ba1157d1-1c5c-49a8-90a3-8b7cf98a64f5.png?v=1783696599","url":"https:\/\/hempinmayhemco.store\/products\/sassy-floral-acrylic-dangle-earrings-purple-blue-statement-jewelry","provider":"Hempin Mayhem ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}