{"product_id":"sarcastic-floral-sticker-eat-a-bag-of-dicks-vinyl-decal-set-2","title":"Eat a Bag of Dicks Floral Vinyl Sticker | Funny Sarcastic Sticker | Waterproof Adult Humor Decal | Cute Petty Laptop, Water Bottle \u0026 Car Sticker","description":"\u003cp\u003eEat a Bag of Dicks Floral Vinyl Sticker | Funny Sarcastic Sticker | Waterproof Adult Humor Decal | Cute Petty Laptop, Water Bottle \u0026amp; Car Sticker\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🌸🛍️ Cute flowers. Petty vibes. Zero apologies.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eServe up your attitude with a side of sarcasm and florals! This Eat a Bag of Dicks vinyl sticker proves that being rude can still be ridiculously adorable. Featuring a charming brown paper bag overflowing with colorful flowers and an unapologetically sassy message, this sticker is the perfect mix of sweet, savage, and slightly unhinged.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMade from premium waterproof vinyl with a smooth matte finish, it's built to stick around through coffee spills, road trips, rainstorms, and everyday chaos. Add it to your laptop, water bottle, tumbler, notebook, toolbox, cooler, or car for an instant dose of personality.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhether you're decorating your own collection or gifting it to your favorite chaos gremlin, this sticker is guaranteed to get laughs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🖤 FEATURES\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Measures approximately 3 x 2.5 inches\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Premium waterproof vinyl\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Weather-resistant and scratch-resistant\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Smooth matte finish\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Strong, long-lasting adhesive\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Easy peel-and-stick application\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Vibrant, fade-resistant colors\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Suitable for indoor and outdoor use • Handmade by Hempin Mayhem\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e🎁 PERFECT FOR • Laptop stickers • Water bottle decals • Tumblers \u0026amp; travel mugs • Toolboxes • Cars \u0026amp; coolers • Notebooks \u0026amp; journals • Phone cases • Sarcastic gift ideas • Adult humor lovers • Punk, alternative, and dark humor fans • Petty queens, spicy besties, and anyone who appreciates a little profanity with their flowers\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e📦 WHAT'S INCLUDED • One (1) premium die-cut vinyl sticker (3 x 2.5 inches)\u003cbr\u003e⚠️ DISCLAIMER This sticker contains explicit language and is intended for mature audiences. Buyer assumes responsibility for where and how the sticker is displayed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e✨ HANDMADE NOTICE\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach sticker is produced in small batches. Slight variations in color or cut may occur due to the handmade process, making every sticker unique.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMaterials\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e•Premium Vinyl\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Waterproof Laminate\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Permanent Adhesive\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hempin Mayhem ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43627899650126,"sku":"HM-60-S-H-D","price":6.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/1617\/2878\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_bf10c59b-db2a-4f53-8352-8d5e0c3c8bcb.png?v=1784490555","url":"https:\/\/hempinmayhemco.store\/products\/sarcastic-floral-sticker-eat-a-bag-of-dicks-vinyl-decal-set-2","provider":"Hempin Mayhem ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}