{"product_id":"allergic-to-drama","title":"Sassy Vinyl Sticker | Waterproof  Air Freshener Decal for Car Laptop Water Bottle Notebook","description":"\u003cp\u003eOur sassy vinyl sticker looks just like a cute little air freshener—but don’t be fooled, it’s serving attitude, not scent. When the lies start flying, this sticker does the talking for you. Perfect for your car, laptop, or anywhere you want to keep it real with a side of sass.  Details: Size: 4x3 inches 2 Pack Air-freshener shaped design Durable, waterproof, and weather-resistant vinyl  Perfect for cars, laptops, water bottles, or notebooks Sassy, bold, and guaranteed to turn heads\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eI Smell it… and I’m not keeping it to myself. 😂💀\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause sometimes your car, laptop, toolbox, water bottle, or whatever else needs to say what you're thinking before you have to.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis bold black tree-shaped vinyl sticker features the brutally honest phrase “I smell fucking bullshit” with “FUCK MY LIFE” across the bottom. It's the perfect sarcastic little declaration for anyone who has absolutely run out of patience for nonsense.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhether you're decorating your car bumper, truck, toolbox, laptop, water bottle, tumbler, cooler, garage gear, or equipment, this sticker brings serious sassy, sarcastic, punk-inspired attitude wherever it goes.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSTICKER DETAILS\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Black tree-shaped design\u003cbr\u003e• Bold white lettering\u003cbr\u003e• Sarcastic \u0026amp; unapologetic design\u003cbr\u003e• Great for cars, trucks, laptops, toolboxes \u0026amp; more\u003cbr\u003e• Perfect for punk, alternative \u0026amp; edgy aesthetics\u003cbr\u003e• Fun gift for your favorite sarcastic badass\u003cbr\u003e• Designed for the people who have absolutely ZERO tolerance for drama\u003cbr\u003e• Set of 2\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🚗 PERFECT FOR\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e• Car bumpers\u003cbr\u003e• Trucks \u0026amp; SUVs\u003cbr\u003e• Toolboxes \u0026amp; tool chests\u003cbr\u003e• Garage equipment\u003cbr\u003e• Water bottles\u003cbr\u003e• Tumblers\u003cbr\u003e• Coolers\u003cbr\u003e• Laptops\u003cbr\u003e• Notebooks\u003cbr\u003e• Storage bins\u003cbr\u003e• Equipment cases\u003cbr\u003e• Windows \u0026amp; other smooth surfaces\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e😂 WHO NEEDS THIS?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis sticker is for the person who:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✔ Has a sarcastic sense of humor\u003cbr\u003e✔ Is professionally tired of everyone's drama \u003cbr\u003e✔ Lives for dark humor\u003cbr\u003e✔ Loves edgy stickers\u003cbr\u003e✔ Has a punk\/alternative vibe\u003cbr\u003e✔ Would rather communicate through stickers than conversations\u003cbr\u003e✔ Has said “F*ck my life” at least 47 times this week\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBasically… if you know, you know. 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e📏 SIZE\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e•4x3in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAPPLICATION\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the best results:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e•Clean the surface thoroughly.\u003cbr\u003e•Allow the surface to dry completely.\u003cbr\u003e•Apply the sticker to a smooth, clean surface.\u003cbr\u003e•Press firmly from the center outward to remove air bubbles.\u003cbr\u003e•Allow the adhesive time to properly bond before exposing it to heavy moisture or harsh conditions.\u003cbr\u003e•For the longest-lasting results, avoid placing stickers where they will experience excessive abrasion or repeated harsh cleaning.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e⚠️ IMPORTANT\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eEach sticker is carefully prepared for your order, and slight differences may occur due to the handmade\/production process.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🖤 HEMPIN MAYHEM\u003cbr\u003eWelcome to Hempin Mayhem, where basic is boring and your stuff deserves a little more attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe're all about handmade chaos, sarcastic humor, bold designs, and products for the weirdos, misfits, rebels, and unapologetically sassy humans.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf your personality doesn't fit inside the lines…\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eGood. Neither does ours.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Hempin Mayhem ","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43627900207182,"sku":"HM-160-S-H-D","price":12.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0729\/1617\/2878\/files\/rn-image_picker_lib_temp_c89df554-2b91-413d-bb14-a0a68cfb0a1d.png?v=1786457600","url":"https:\/\/hempinmayhemco.store\/products\/allergic-to-drama","provider":"Hempin Mayhem ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}